Carey Anne Farrell and Jessica Hebert are here to snark your asses off and chew bubblegum, and...well, you can guess the rest. Ingredients in this post-Thanksgiving stew include botched intros, Canadian outsourcing, The PDX Broadsides, dropped trombones, Star Wars prequel bashing, Theme Music flashmobs, a feud over Frozen, accidental scientists, repeated eye-rolling, translucency, Basic Bitches, autopsy noises, a foodie face-off, a middle finger to death, and the worst advent calendar ever.

Music by:

20/20
Peter Holsapple & Chris Stamey
Linda Horwatt

Spoon-feeding:

Airplane Mode
Open qPCR Kickstarters
I'm Glad I Did, by Cynthia Weil
Garfunkel & Oates
Fire Cider

Alternate Titles:

Honorable Mention - I Like The Steaky Parts
5- The Great Canadian Entertainment Conspiracy
4- A Serving Of Stomach Juice
3- Songs For Broken Trombone
2- Robbie Just Wants To Put A Big Heart On
1- The East India Company Can Suck It